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Total Medals Earned: 1,416 (From
176 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 23,655 Points
Bearboy and the Cursor
10 Points Complete the Cool Zone
10 Points Get a Total Score of more Than 5000
50 Points Find the hidden Tophat
Medals Earned: 3/9 (70/210 points)
Block, Backfire, Power-Up
5 Points Kill your first enemy.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/80 points)
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
25 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
5 Points watching, waiting
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/465 points)
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
5 Points Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
10 Points Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
25 Points Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
50 Points Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/390 points)
Call of 'Doody'
5 Points Poop Yourself to Death
5 Points Get Electrocuted
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
5 Points Send your score for the world to see!
5 Points Earn a bronze medal!
5 Points Earn a silver medal!
5 Points Wear your first cap
5 Points Figure out the controls!
5 Points Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
10 Points Earn a gold medal!
25 Points Get at least 7 achievements
25 Points Now try to beat your highscore!
25 Points Earn a platinum medal!
25 Points Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
25 Points Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
25 Points Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
25 Points Catch all caps at any one level
25 Points Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Medals Earned: 15/16 (240/340 points)
Carol of the Trolls
10 Points Start watching! But will you finish it?
25 Points You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
5 Points Level Up once.
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
25 Points Win without losing a life.
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
50 Points Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)