Total Medals Earned: 1,586 (From 218 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 3/30 (40/445 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/70 points)
Looking good Strawberry baby!
Meeeeeoooww Apple!
Looking sharp Orange boy!
Ain't no one messin' with you Raspberry!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
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Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (90/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Be faster than the elevator
Manage to trap yourself
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Medals Earned: 14/16 (350/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Defeat Mecha-Death
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (135/155 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (275/275 points)
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?