Total Medals Earned: 1,586 (From 218 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/70 points)
Went right.
Defeated ki1o.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 4/8 (200/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (260/310 points)
Lose all your lives
Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
Get spiked
Defeat Vasekto's first form
Blow up all roaming bots
Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Beat the game without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (110/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 9/15 (55/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/370 points)
Get 10 headshots.
Get 10 kills.
Get 100 headshots.
Get 100 kills.
Get 1,000 headshots.
Get 1,000 kills.
Earn 4 stars for all game modes.
Prestige your profile.
Medals Earned: 3/40 (35/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the ninth present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.